Welcome to the Culture & Clobber Axis, where GOAL runs the rule over the latest goings-on at the intersection of football and culture – from the sublime to the ridiculous, the beautiful to the hideous, what’s very hot and what’s definitely not.
The New Year is gathering pace and there is plenty to catch up on, including a retro new look for Jude Bellingham, the possible return of a grailed adidas Predator and the Moyesiah’s move back to Goodison Park.
But where do the week’s biggest topics from the football zeitgeist place in our comprehensive axis? Let’s get into it…